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A Twitter Trilogy by @th_purpl_lady
Book 1: A Criminal Insinuation OR Girl Takes Tweet Wrong
gets freaked out by creepy tweet. says so. jerk tweets ensue. annoyed and freaked out. jerk tweets turn mean. ultimately furious. the end.
Book 2: Infuriating Cuteness Doesn't Count OR Boy Moved On
woke up furious and freaked out. [time passes] furious and confused. [more time passes] misses friend but furious. the end.
Book 3: The Poison of Pride Overcome OR The Queen of Drama Reigneth
still furious and missing friend. [time passes] wants to apologize. [time passes] pride [time passes] says sorry. the end.
Epilogue: El Malhablado Goes Soft
Friend tweets a most sincere apology.